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As these things go, one could do much, much worse than the Jonas Brothers. If someone were to slip a song from their new album into the middle of “Cheap Trick: Live At Budokan,” none of us would notice the difference. An eyeroll at the mention of the name Jonas can be directly translated as: “I just realized I have aged out of the desirable record-buying demographic, and I was not asked whether I was ready to be this old, like I deep down kind of assumed I would be.” This has been accepted as truth since time immemorial.

As these things go, one could do much, much worse than the Jonas Brothers. If someone were to slip a song from their new album into the middle of “Cheap Trick: Live At Budokan,” none of us would notice the difference.

An eyeroll at the mention of the name Jonas can be directly translated as: “I just realized I have aged out of the desirable record-buying demographic, and I was not asked whether I was ready to be this old, like I deep down kind of assumed I would be.”

This has been accepted as truth since time immemorial.